MOAR THINGS PLEASE   ASK ME THINGS   general feels   fandom stuff   how DARE you   I <3 AUs   my gifs   

Mostly me not doing my work and posting gifs of whatever show I'm currently in love with.
Just like every other blog.

unfinishedduets asked: steve/sam, one of them makes a Plan to make the other fall in love with them through CHARM and DEBONAIR-NESSc (and that's the first problem right there, they don't know how to turn debonair into a noun and it's all downhill from there) ((by DOWNhill i mean blowjobs)) (((okay i'm done)))


Answer:

endquestionmark:

Natasha gives Sam a parting gift, too, though he isn’t quite sure what to do with it. To Steve, who can never go back, she gives a folder full of the past; to Sam, whose future is uncertain, she gives a glimpse of what could be. Via text, of course. Apparently wherever one goes to establish new covers has decent service.

He loves the Mets, she texts, with a little baseball emoji.

Good, Sam replies. I couldn’t trust a Yankees fan.

For that, she Snapchats him a clip of her rolling her eyes.

Also, she says, he likes it when people have deep conversations with him. “Who am I”, “what is the nature of trust”, “can government ever be truly representative” and all sorts of fun stuff like that.

I’ll bear that in mind? Sam texts.

And he doesn’t like public displays of affection, he receives back, and that’s when he turns his phone off, because if he’s being this unsubtle something is off with his game. Not that it’s a game. But.

++

Sam makes bullet points.

Don’t make bullet points!!!!!!! Natasha texts him.

Sam keeps right on making bullet points.

  • Mets game??????
  • Discuss nature of reality
  • BEAT HIM ON A MORNING RUN
  • be debonair as a debonairite.
  • seriously, the nature of reality? what. (WAS NATASHA LYING.)
  • seriously, morning run.

You made bullet points, didn’t you, Natasha says.

I thought you said you didn’t know everything, Sam texts.

I don’t, Natasha texts back. But you did, right?

Sam turns his phone off again.

++

and anyway they go to a mets game and get shake shack and they get to the bottom of the ninth and the bases are loaded and CHRIS YOUNG (??) IS AT BAT AND HE HITS A GRAND SLAM AND THE GIANT INFLATABLE APPLE BEHIND HOME BASE COMES UP AND SAM JUMPS UP SCREAMING because seriously, who is a yankees fan, anyway they’re playing boston and anyone who wins against boston is good people in sam’s book, and that’s how he completely forgets to slyly put his arm around steve who is CAPTAIN AMERICA, seriously, he’s at a baseball game with captain america!!! how cool is that! which is also how he completely misses steve looking up at him completely unable to suppress the BIGGEST FOND GRIN. anyway on the train back into the city he reenacts all the best parts in his head and sneaks looks at Steve, who is sitting with his cap pulled down and kind of dozing a little, and feels like his heart is going to burst out of his chest with how much he cares

++

AND ANYWAY they try and discuss the nature of reality and instead they discuss the nature of guacamole because seriously, what is it with avocadoes, steve’s never quite been able to get the hang of how to tell when they’re perfectly ripe but apparently life is like an avocado, tony keeps saying that and steve is completely sure he’s fucking with him but he is going along with it so he can get better revenge one day, and sam is also useless when it comes to avocadoes but he is willing to try, he is willing to go out and buy two dozen avocadoes from the street vendor down the road from avengers tower, and then he is willing to sit and try one every day for two weeks just so they can tell what the pinnacle of avocado perfection is, even if he is heartily sick of avocadoes (how is one sick of avocadoes!!!!) by the end of it, and sam thinks that’s maybe what life really is about, this sitting and halving avocadoes with someone you big l-word, this waiting, these good things coming with time. which is how he totally fails and also aces the second bullet point.

++

sam never beats steve on a morning run. it’s okay. he’ll keep trying

++

what’s the noun form of debonair, Sam texts Natasha. He’d like to believe their friendship has reached the no-punctuation-ever stage.

debutante, she replies.

thanks bunches, he says. you’re a real friend, Tash, and then savors the brief radio silence while she weighs a sarcastic response against how much she genuinely likes his nickname for her.

deboner? she says, which is how he knows he’s forgiven.

sounds like me all right, he replies. Fuck if he knows what he’s doing. Fuck if he knows if it’s working. Fuck if he knows anything, at this point, besides how much he wants to kiss Steve, and ask him how his day went, and also wake him up when he has nightmares, and be there for the good dreams.

++

ANYWAY IT IS THE END OF WEEK TWO AND THEY ARE OUT OF AVOCADOES AND THEY HAVE WATCHED AND/OR LISTENED TO METS GAMES FOR A WEEK and steve and sam realize they have been covertly staring at each other for HALF AN HOUR and sam laughs nervously and steve smiles and says, “sam, have we been —”

"COCKBLOCKING OURSELVES," sam says, and then coughs, and says, "wait, what? who said that? not me. definitely not me, what, who."

"well, yeah," steve says, and smiles even more, and sam blushes RIDICULOUSLY hard, and then MAKEOUTS AND DEFINITELY BLOWJOBS, this got way out of hand

— 15 hours ago with 390 notes
#freebird  #fic rec  #love love love love  #queue you later 

askboxmemes:

1) Give me a pairing.

2) Give me an AU setting.

3) I will write you a three-sentence fic.

(via ceeainthereforthat)

— 15 hours ago with 51178 notes
#askmeme 

brumous:

Can’t sleep either, huh?

(Sam + Steve + road trip + crappy motels. From that night on they don’t bother to book separate rooms.)

(via gyzym)

— 1 day ago with 3449 notes
#aaaaaaaaaa  #freebird  #love it  #perfect fanart is perfect  #queue you later 

casfallsinlove:

[ao3]

Dean stands in the Shurley’s backyard and stares up at the huge oak tree, the moonlight filtering through the leaves. He’s not scaled this tree for a coupla years, and back then he was sixteen, smaller and slighter. Now he’s finally bulked out a bit and shot up those three extra inches and the tree limbs are not looking so sturdy anymore.

He glances up at Cas’s balcony on the second story and then again at the tree. He could probably still do it. At least the gap between balcony and branch doesn’t seem so big now. Rubbing his hands together, and mindful of his bleeding knuckles, Dean grips onto one of the lower branches and hauls himself up.

Read More

— 1 day ago with 657 notes
#haaaaaaaaa  #fic rec  #faeryn  #destiel for ts 
"

Interviewer: Did you do a lot of your own stunts?

Anthony Mackie: I did a bunch of the stuff leading up to the stunts. I tried to do one stunt and I ran into a parked car, face-first.

Interviewer: The directors were telling me— I asked if there were any close calls and that was the one situation they brought up!

AM: [Laughs] No, but they tricked me. First of all, no one— if I tell you to fly, you’re not going to know how to fly ‘cause as humans, we don’t fly. So they tell me they’re going to raise me up ten feet and let me go. I swing in, land on my feet, and walk and talk…. so they pulled me up ten feet and said ‘how do you feel?’ and I said ‘I feel good!’ But I keep going up! They pull me up forty feet off the ground and I’m like ‘THIS DOESN’T FEEL RIGHT!’ [Laughs] And they let me go. And I’m coming down at like….mach 2, right? And I look at Chris [Evans]’s face and he goes… “You’re going to die.”

"

-Anthony Mackie, interview with Access Hollywood

Guys, watch this WHOLE THING. He’s fucking hilarious. 

(via partytimexelent)

(via inthebackoftheimpala)

— 1 day ago with 6410 notes

mechinaries:

i imagine both steve and bucky like to come up with different ways to poke fun at sam every time they pass him during jogging

because they are shitheads

(the first one is a print you can get here)

(via multishipperpirateking)

— 1 day ago with 108135 notes
#perfect fanart is perfect  #oh god  #i just  #love this  #so  #fucking  #much  #queue you later 
Anonymous asked: FUCK YOUR PERPETUATION OF THE "BRONIES AREN'T REALLY OPPRESSED MYTH" YOU PRIVILEGED FUCKS. I COULDN'T GET A JOB BECAUSE OF MY BRONY ARMBAND.


Answer:

shitrichcollegekidssay:

— 1 day ago with 26398 notes
#omg  #omgomg  #omg that gif  #omg that brony  #queue you later 
Some Bunny Likes You

wendigoindahouse:

Cas looks down at the chocolate bunny in his hands and feels like throwing it at something. He honestly doesn’t know why he bothered with it. It’s not like Dean will want it when he knows it’s from him, but he didn’t know what else to do.

It’s all Sam’s fault, he thinks morosely. If he hadn’t listened to Sam in the first place, things would still be fine between him and Dean. Well, maybe not fine, but normal at least. Things haven’t really been fine since Cas realised he was in love with his best friend two years ago; since he’s spent those two years with a perpetual knot in his stomach every time he’s in the same room as Dean, almost constantly breathless whenever Dean sits next to him in class, or the library, or on the couch watching movies. Dean just seems to think he’s developed asthma or something, but Sam had eventually seen through him.

Which is how he came to be in this mess. A couple of weeks ago Sam had drawn him aside and asked him flat-out if he had feelings for Dean. In his shock, Cas hadn’t been able to summon the words to deny it, merely nodding hesitantly instead.

"Are you ever going to tell him?"

Cas had been horrified at that.

"Of course not! It’s fine, Sam. It… it doesn’t matter. And you can’t tell him either! It’s fine the way it is.

Sam had looked at him sceptically.

"It’s not fine Cas, it’s stupid. I’ve seen the way you look at him, and it’s the same way he looks at you. You should tell him. He’d want to know, believe me."

Cas’ heart had swelled with hope at that, though he couldn’t really bring himself to believe Sam was right.

"I can’t just tell him straight out, Sam, I can’t. It’s too much."

So Sam had come up with Operation Secret Admirer, and Cas had somehow agreed to it.

Read More

— 1 day ago with 121 notes
#fuck  #everyone  #fic rec  #DeanCas for ts  #destiel for ts  #supernatural for ts  #spn for ts  #actually canon 

findingmyrecovery:

This IS the best I can do

I am NOT slacking off

I am NOT using my mental illness as an excuse

It IS ok that my best is not the same as other people’s bests

(via rockin-dat-booty-everywhere)

— 1 day ago with 13090 notes
#need to be hearing this today  #hard to believe it  #but i'm trying 

how-i-met-my-otp:

mysweetcupoftea:

HIMYM AU: Barney finds out that Robin works for S.H.I.E.L.D as Agent Hill (Part 1)

They’re mixing two different universes together and yet it still makes waaay more sense than the finale.

(via shadowtravelingtitans)

— 1 day ago with 25375 notes
#headcanon accepted  #this is what happened  #queue you later